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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Dandan Setia on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:05 am

Pacah sabigi...
Magun haja ada lagi sabigi !!

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by waw on Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:12 am



amun tinggal sabiji.....kadaida power

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by dragon on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:19 am

kada saimbang
luko kina jalan mahiring...

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Kacumbai on Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:47 pm

dragon wrote:kada saimbang
luko kina jalan mahiring...


Inta ditandukakan'ai nang sabigi lagi ninto'
Hann asa ringan alih kada bahintalo'

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by dragon on Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:34 pm

Kacumbai wrote:
dragon wrote:kada saimbang
luko kina jalan mahiring...


Inta ditandukakan'ai nang sabigi lagi ninto'
Hann asa ringan alih kada bahintalo'

jadi pistol dikda paluru kaito!
bongkok haja....

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by ~lampuyang~ on Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:38 pm

....peluru x bermata...harus waspada...

tumpang manyanyi disia

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by dragon on Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:41 pm

dikda mata gin dah bahaya
apa lagi mun bamata...

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Kacumbai on Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:46 pm

Pariannya kada bamata tutih..
ayuha satatayuhnya'ai imbah di ranjah ranai garutuk!

Amun bamata asa gair handak maranjah kalo'

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Dandan Setia on Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:08 pm

Bamata nang nyaman di ranjah Kacumbai'ai..
Pian ninto halui lagi.. kada tahu sa hama-hama!


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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Atong on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:11 am

wayah nei belaen dah

tahu kadak tahu

kadak mengira haloi ganal

kadak mengira tuhak anom

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Auma on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:35 am

Ada Restoran di Real Madrid/Toledo/Malaga/San Sabastian

punya resepi popular

hantalo lambo 2 bigi masak cara sepanyol la

Ganal pada hantalo hayam.


Sesakali ada jua hidangan hantalonya halui



Ada urang ganal dari epoh jer

Imbah makan hantalo tu ia batakun ka waiter

Napa am toh maka hantalo yang ku makan tadi halui

kawanan nyambat ganal pada hantalo hayam??

ngini lah jawapan waiter

Tuan, selalunya lambo yang mati jadinya kita serve hantalo lambo.

Arini matador yang mati...jadi kita serve hantalo matador


Amun membaca andak tangan ka katiak. mun kada lawak galitik sendiri ha ha ( mainjam lawak Abe)


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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by CIKANG_LASTIK on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:44 am

muahahahahahahahahahaha.. mengeni'ik auma tetawa jadiam..

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Atong on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:53 pm

kih kih kih

ada yang temakan hentalok matador

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Auma on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:18 pm

Kaina batakon apa rasanya

Hantalo matador mati di randuk


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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by didin on Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:31 pm

ulun kada mangarti apa ujar andhika nang hintalo matador nginto

iyalah Hintalo mata sapi ....

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by *ROSMAH* on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:06 pm

didin wrote:ulun kada mangarti apa ujar andhika nang hintalo matador nginto

iyalah Hintalo mata sapi ....


Hahahahah.. Umpat tatawa jua!!
Auma ba olah lulucu narai Didin'ai..
Asa kada purun handak manarangakan Didin'ai..


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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by hasbima@abe on Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:00 pm

umai leh kak ros

ca takuni didin suah lah

nginum kopi o rasa hintalo

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by *ROSMAH* on Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:16 pm

Heehe..
Imbah Didin mambaca kak ros edit samula kaina, buangi nang kada patut nya..

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by hasbima@abe on Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:28 pm

marahaja kak ros

nang kaitu pang sabujurnya

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by didin on Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:41 pm

*ROSMAH* wrote:Heehe..
Imbah Didin mambaca kak ros edit samula kaina, buangi nang kada patut nya..

he he
ulun sudah mambaca ka 'ai
dasar banaran kada paham ulun , mun matador itu mangarti haja pang
tapi maksud auma nginto cakada mangarti ulun,
asaan tih hintalu masak mata sapi, ha ha ha...

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by Auma on Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:46 am

Maap haja Didin lah

Banjar ulun ni banjar bakambuh

ha ha. Mun dah tatawa . OK la

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by hasbima@abe on Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:18 am



nang sakatul warna coklat tu kayu "Baluru"

hagan syumpu rambut, bahari diguna jua hagan batatapas, di Kelantan hagan bahan perbomohan jar

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by didin on Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:51 am

hasbima@abe wrote:

nang sakatul warna coklat tu kayu "Baluru"

hagan syumpu rambut, bahari diguna jua hagan batatapas, di Kelantan hagan bahan perbomohan jar

nangkaya wadai ha tutih, nangkaya lumpia jer jawi
wadai kah itu atawa nangapa kah, mun gasan syampo rambut baarti lain wadai alih bang abe

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by hasbima@abe on Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:03 pm

sejanis kayu Didin

Beluru di Malaysia

di banua disambat napa

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Re: Apak ujar andika

Post by didin on Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:06 pm

asa kada manamuani ulun dibanua kayu nanginto
naaah.... misteri jua ngarannya itu

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